TO WRITE, OR NOT TO WRITE. THAT IS THE QUESTION.

"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the misplaced commas and run-on sentences of outrageously dull copy: or to arms against a sea of boring content - and by choosing better words, edit them. To type -- to read, no more."

Welcome to the website of Stephen Harber, "The Only Writer Ever". This is a space where wild words can be spotted - as well as a few mixed metaphors from time to time - so be cautious. 

Why do they call him The Only Writer Ever? 

Keep on reading and you'll find out...

Write up your alley. 

Writing, much like life, is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. My favorite thing about writing is that I'm constantly doing the two things that keeps life exciting: learning and exploring. When taking on new projects, I like to learn about their topics and explore how deep they go. 

ABOUT ME

Q: Who is the only writer ever? 

A: Stephen Harber. It's pronounced "Steven", not "Stephan". (No worries. I get asked that all the time.)

Q: Are you really the only writer ever?

A: Technically no...but I write like I am. 

Q: Where do you live?

A: San Francisco, CA.

Q: Who are you, again?

A: I'm the ninja of words.  Or word ninja, if that's easier for you to say. I work from the shadows to help people like you find your voice and be memorable. Except I turn on a light when I'm there, because working in the dark is hard (and kind of creepy). 

Q: How can you help my business? 

A:  I can help you find your brand voice by coming up with style guidelines and values. This includes writing highly readable copy and developing a content strategy.  

Q: How can you help my blog/website?

A: I can come up with original witty and creative content that would put BuzzFeed to shame. (Is Buzzfeed even popular anymore?)

Q: How can you help with my story/comic/script?

A: I can help as a story consultant, editor, and dialogue doctor. Because the story you want tell is totes worth it.

Q: Do you like eggs?

A: Sometimes.  

Q: Boiled, fried, scrambled or poached?

A: Hmm. Usually fried. I've never tried poached, believe it or not.  

Q: Can I see a pic of you?

A: Sure! Here you go. 

Are you looking for clever, sharply written content? 

Does your business need an unforgettable voice?

(Or do you need help telling your epic story?)

Don't be shy! Write me with any questions about ideas, pitches, dreams, etc.

theonlywriterever@gmail.com

Check me on LinkedIn while you're at it.